Women Who Have Regular Orgasms ‘Walk Differently’

Our friends in thick rimmed glasses and white dust coats have come up with results from a new study, which reveals that you could tell a lot about a woman’s sex life from the way she walks.

Belgian scientists filmed women with known sexual history as they walked on the street. Half of them had a history of vaginal intercourse orgasms and the rest didnt. They then asked sexologists who had no knowledge of the sexual history of those in the sample. They found that more often than not (81.25%) the experts were able to accuratley identify sexual history just from the gait.

The researches then wrote:

Research has demonstrated the association between vaginal orgasm and better mental health. Some theories of psychotherapy assert a link between muscle blocks and disturbances of both character and sexual function. In Functional-Sexological therapy, one focus of treatment is amelioration of voluntary movement.

In essence what they are saying is that women who have orgasms have a more fluid, effortless, energetic walk. So the more relaxed and free she walks then she probably has had one.

The result of this will see certain things happen. Men will start watching for walks that seem to be all relaxed and the sort and try to pick out who is in need of some action and who they would like to give more to. Then there will be women who talk about boast a satisfactory sex life and yet are not getting what they claim to be – we all know those-  who will suddenly start watching how they walk. Another group will start walking in an unsatisfied manner deliberately as a cry for attention.

Finally there will be those men who claim to consistently give their women orgasms and yet they don’t. They will now start coaching their women to ‘walk differently’; Or not to be seen with them in public where there is too much light.

Whatever happens, someone is going to be watching and someone will feel watched.