LOL: 10 Reasons Why Santa Has Not Been To Zim In A While – CJN

Comedian Carl Joshua Ncube has just posted his ten reasons that would explain why Santa has not visited Zimbabwe in a while.

Santa's probably feeling a bit depressed right now - PIC: Drunk Santa by yakuks

Santa’s probably feeling a bit depressed right now – PIC: Drunk Santa by yakuks

Here they are:

1. Sanctions
2. His farm was taken away
3. Toll gates
4. Potholes
5. Too many kids are into Dancehall
6. He is jealous of gifts like Miracle money
7. Lack of Donor Funding
8. Everyone has been a bad bad faction
9. He has no fire extinguisher and triangle in his sleigh!
10. Waiting til Congress

We figure number 1 is the most important one.

Oh well… It looks as if Santa won’t be coming for a while still.