Semen Makes Women Happy – Study

So those friends in thick glasses and dust-coats have come with a new one. Women who are regularly exposed to semen tend to be happier than those who aren’t.

Apparently, semen contains at least three anti-depressants as well as mood-altering chemicals which increase affection and induce sleep.

In a discovery that will not make the condom companies happy, women who have more unprotected sex tend to be happier than those who use the protective guard.

The survey came courtesy of the State University of New York looked at the mental health of 293 women.

It gets weird. Women who use condoms were just about as depressed as women who practise abstinence.

So ladies, now you have a selfish reason to give your man a blowjob. It makes you happy!