Ghanaian Witch Doctor Claims To Have Caused Ronaldo Injuries

A Ghanaian witch doctor claims to be behind injuries which threatened reigning world footballer of the year Cristiano Ronaldo’s participation in this year’s World Cup.

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Nana Kwaku Bonsam – whose name translates literally as “Devil of Wednesday” –  says he has been ‘working on’ Ronaldo for the past four months.

The Portuguese FA has confirmed that Ronaldo is suffering from tendinosis in his left knee as well as nursing a muscle problem in his left thigh.

Bonsam said:

I know what Cristiano Ronaldo’s injury is about, I’m working on him.

I am very serious about it. Last week, I went around looking for four dogs and I got them to be used in manufacturing a special spirit called Kahwiri Kapam.

I said it four months ago that I will work on Cristiano Ronaldo seriously and rule him out of the World up or at least prevent him from playing against Ghana and the best thing I can do is to keep him out though injury.

This injury can never be cured by any medic, they can never see what is causing the injury because it is spiritual. Today, it is his knee, tomorrow it is his thigh, next day it is something else.

Ghana and Portugal will meet each other in the final group game on 26 June 2014.

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With information from The Guardian UK