Zimbabwe’s Case Of The Maid And The Husband
There is this couple in Harare; he a chemical engineer, she a dentist; they have two lovely children and a dog.
The dentist wife sometimes works late shifts at Parirenyatwa Hospital. He without fail, faithfully rushes home after work to play with his toddlers girls. Enter the maid or Sisi; she is a 20 year old who spends the day between household chores, the children, night school and learning to speak like her favourite American television stars on DSTV. In fact her good command of English is what got her the job “so that she can speak English properly with the kids” She’s young well groomed and actually makes good conversation.
I’m sure from this point on you already know where I am going with this, but basically the story ends with the dentist wife walking into her bedroom to find her engineer husband, pants down and coped up in a love nest with the maid.
You would think that the practise of doing rehearsals with the maid is one which ended in the 1980s.In the 1980s it would have been forgivable because some men were a little bit excited by our new found freedom and basically anything that moved was a target. However, it seems the practise is still very well with us.
Even in the affluent neighbourhoods of Zimbabwe, it’s happening. Just yesterday I heard that a prominent businessman I know impregnated his maid. I’m like how?
Some women may think that just because she was educated and has a college degree or is a professional or has her nails and hair done every week, wears Chanel No 5 perfume, and dons clothes from Dubai, she is all the woman he needs. These woman think they are no competition for the maid.
Think again. Maid competition is real. In fact some maids take better care of themselves given their limited resources. Plus they have loads of energy; never have migraines, never tired.
If you still have doubts I shall at this point refer you to the case of one Arnold Schwarzenegger. The Terminator-cum-Gavernor gave it to his maid, right under his wife’s nose. He has a 15 year old son as proof. Im sure his wife would look at the maid and say, “no …never… she is no match”
Men are very functional beings; you know, simple sadza ne nyama will do. When it comes to the cracks of the matter all the frills are just extras that a man can do without.
What I would like to know however, is how does a man actually make the advances on the maid? Like how exactly do you start processing’s. Do you buy her chocolates or flowers or maybe its Jiggies? And if this is the case how do you move from Jiggies to jigging?
Ps: Those that don’t know, Jiggies are a cheap snack eaten in Zimbabwe.