As Winter Sets In, Let’s Change Our Facebook Relationship Statuses

Human beings have warm bodies and when they press bodies against each other they get even warmer.

So when winter comes around suddenly Facebook relationship statuses change from single or its complicated to in a relationship.

The number of people on my newsfeed that are showing this change is hectic. Add to that the numerous declarations of love and statements about finally finding ‘the one’.

There are lonely beds out there. The owner will be sleeping in a bed across town. But good thing is when he comes back he won’t be alone.

The only thing is that, there won’t be much sleeping.