Porn Vendor Bites Cop

After being caught selling porn at the Lobengula Street Mall in Bualwayo, a porn vendor bit and swallowed flesh from the back of a policeman.

The man known as Givemore, from Njube, was handcuffed but was unwilling to go lightly. He then sank his teeth into the back of a policeman.

The Sunday Mail reports that the man what looked like a regular arrest went the other way when one of two cops was at the end of  cannibal moment. The police we are told exercised great restraint as the said biter did not get a beating. It did take a lot to remove Givemore’s clenched teeth from the officer’s back.

What Givemore was thinking we are not sure but desperate times called for what are really weird measures. When you think of it, what was the worst he was going to get for selling porn? Compare that with what he is going to get for having a bite of the good officer’s back.

He might not have gotten a licking on the outside, but we are sure that his stay as a guest of the state will come with more than the usual level of discomfort.