What Was A Dildo Doing In A Man’s Intestines?

So a Chinese man has had to have surgery to remove a 23cm dildo from his mouth.

Yes, folks, this man somehow swallowed a 23cm dildo.

Why a man should be holding a dildo in the first place we are not sure. Why he should be putting it in his mouth we have no idea. Why he would start swallowing it is completely beyond us.

And according to the Chinese, it seems to be common with three cases being reported this  year. Yes, three other cases besides this one. Which means that dumping  whole dildo into your mouth has become  thing to do in China.

Maybe there is some new fad in the fetishes sphere of things that we have no idea about and to be perfectly honest we are not sure we want to know much about it.

But what the hell was he doing? It’s that thing, you know. The fact that you wanna know because then the world can’t make sense without you knowing. Or the fact that you are scared to know because it might make sense and scar you into your next reincarnation.

Maybe you guys can tell us

  • lurker133

    Well let’s suppose it vibrates: he could have had a terrible itch in his throat and figured vibration would give some relief. He then likely found the whole experience ticklish (what else if he didn’t gag) and swallowed it reflexively from laughter. 😎
    And if the situation was less PG friendly, BDSM games gone wrong…