SAY WHAT: There is a coffee that boosts sexual performance…

Someone hid this from the matrix.

Coffee addict

A coffee called Stiff Bull Herbal Coffee has made recent headlines after it was revealed that it boosts sexual performance.

The product contains a blend of tongkat ali, maca root and guarana — ingredients that “have been used for centuries by people in Asia and South America to greatly improve sexual health, libido and overall wellness”.

According the product’s website it can provide an awesome feeling that can last two or three days. It doesn’t mean you will have a stiff one for three days so calm down before you call the medical people.

But the coffee is getting some bad reviews. It is banned in the UAE and the United States’s Food and Drugs Administration in the US is urging men not to buy Stiff Bull Herbal Coffee because it has undeclared ingredients.

Undeclared is desmethyl carbodenafil which is like  sildenafil which is in viagra.

But… erm it combines two things for many men… especially geeks. Coffee and a boner.

And for those whose missus might be making eyes at some other fella… for want of things…

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