A Dude’s Guide to Convincing Her to Have a Threesome

If you squirm at the idea of it all then stop reading now. Menage-A-Trois is the rage about Harare and well we like to help those friends of ours with hedonistic habits.

The ground rules are a lot simpler than most people would think they are.

First and foremost, know that threesomes are not for everyone. Most people like the intimacy of being just them and their partner. Some people’s stomachs turn at the idea. So if your woman says no, don’t be offended and don’t accuse her of not being adventurous. It is just not her thing. If she asked you to do a dude, you would say no, right? So she doesnt want to share you with anyone so leave it.

But… if she is open-minded, she still would be a little hesitant. She probably has been told that threesomes are for lesbians, pornstars and whores. She is curious but mentally she feels like she will be changed by the whole event.

Remember that she is going to watch you do another girl and she wonders if she could take it. So you have to find a way of her taking ownership of the fantasy. Oh, did I mention that she also would be wondering what would happen if she liked the other woman. Does she become lesbian or bisexual then? You still have those issues to deal with.

Now that I have told you what you are dealing with, you must be wondering what you have to do to jump over those hoops.

The best place to start is always to start with the fantasies angle. This is where you push the envelope and see how far she would go. If she brings it up though, be cool. Don’t be too enthusiastic. You will just come across as a douche who simply wants to have sex with someone else.

Explore the idea with her. Hold her hand and let her lead you into it. Don’t be bystander though. Ask leading questions that she takes ownership of. Load feelings into the whole equation because women like things they can feel. The idea here is that you should not any point look like you want another woman. You would like the experience of two but she is the queen bee.

One big note though. Let her choose who she wants to join in on the action. If you went and chose Malaika Mashandu and you were dating Plain Jane you might have issues. She might feel insecure and renege on the deal.

If she says yes then you could be in for the night of your life or a horrible anti-climax. One thing for sure is that things will change and there is no guarantee that it will be for the better. So you have to decide whether the risk is worth it.

If it is worth it then have fun and tell no-one about it. H-Metro is on the prowl.

An option is available to those who don’t want to go through the hassle of convincing someone to do it. Just go to Sloane Court and order two girls and for the right price you could get it out of your system!

  • Crg

    hey, where is the guide to convincing two guys on a three some!

    • Anonymous

      lol