The Herald reports that Senator Sithembile Mlotshwa (MDC-T) says prisoners can go without food and clothing as long as they satisfy their sexual needs. We know a few people who will agree with this concept. The Matobo senator also urged the Government to forgo clothes and food and provide “sex gadgets” in prisons to curb [...]
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Senator Advocates For Prisoners’ Sexual Rights
Posted by Three Men on a Boat on March 14th, 2012
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Tags: HIV, Sex, sexual rights, std, STI, zimbabwe prison services, Zimbabwe Republic Police 
4 Comments »WiFi Could Affect Sperm Quality
Posted by Three Men on a Boat on November 30th, 2011
A report in the venerable medical journal Fertility and Sterility claims that the use of the internet via Wi-Fi may decrease human sperm quality. The study was done by Argentinean scientists who placed a few drops of sperm under a laptop connected to the Internet via Wi-Fi while downloading files. It was found that a [...]
Female Condoms: Do Women Use Them?
Posted by Three Men on a Boat on November 12th, 2011
In the early 1980s if a man had an STD it was stupidly considered a rite of passage amongst his peers. The only thing embarrassing for someone was going to the local clinic to get the dreaded penicillin shot which one got to treat syphilis. In the 1990s HIV/AIDS made people really scared of sex [...]
What are your kids wearing?
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on October 3rd, 2011
Yesterday the boat took us to the St John’s Fair which is an annual fair where people attempt do things that people at fairs of that nature do. There were loads of old people of people of different and sometimes odd natures. There was a truckload of what we would call kids. And a load [...]
Posted in Featured, Idiotic Tags: harare, morals, parenting, Sex, St john's fair, zimbabwe No Comments »Harare Men Believe Bulawayo Women Are Better
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on September 14th, 2011
It seems as if a general rule of thumb, Harare men prefer Bulawayo women over those in the capital city. There has been a recent increase in the number of women being ‘imported’ into the big city for a weekend or the number of men making the journey to ‘Skyes’ for fun time. Some of [...]
Posted in Featured Tags: bulawayo, harare, Love, party, relationships and sex, Sex, zimbabwe 7 Comments »Who Wants To Marry a Virgin?
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on September 9th, 2011
So for some reason men want to marry a virgin. They want the fantasy marriage. They want to have been the first to poke a hole in the hole that is her unmentionables. It is a trophy. I think that is a load of cow dung to be honest. I can see the reason behind [...]
Avoiding Sex Like The Copper Butterfly
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on May 30th, 2011
The female copper butterfly has sex once in its life. Yes, once. Now it is not like it lives for 150 odd years but in that short space of time it mates but once. Yes. You think you have it bad that you havent had it in 3 weeks. The critters, do it once. And [...]
How to Maintain a Small House
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on March 30th, 2011
So we wrote a piece the other week about how to be the perfect small house(mistress). A few of the women who are inclined to that lifestyle had a thing to say about the whole thing. Lovely stuff. Then we thought, from what I got from a few,it seemed as if most men did not [...]
Posted in Featured, Soul Sista Tags: adultery, B-metro, H Metro, Love, money, Perfect mistress, relationships, Sex, wife 6 Comments »Gigolos on the Increase in Harare
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on March 3rd, 2011
A friend and I were driving through an area that is known to be popular with the heathen sisters and we noticed something that caught our eye. There were some blokes on the street and they looked like they weren’t going anywhere. Now in one of these heathen sister colonies there is a pharmacy and [...]
Sexual frustration pushing some wives out the door
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on February 4th, 2011
When a man has a few mistresses up his sleeves it is considered a badge of honor. When a woman has a lover-boy on the side (although sometimes the boy is actually quite grown) it is considered a shameful thing. Now I am not going to talk about the wrongs and rights of all of [...]
