As often as we can we will get tweets from funny man an prolific tweeter Carl Joshua Ncube and put them up here.
We think some of them which get posted late at night get lost in the noise and all that other mess. This is part of our new section on social media buzz. This will keep you up to date with Zimbabwe social media trends and content as and when the editorial allows.
Today we look at 10 tweets from Carl which take a satirical look at the things we could do for Olympic swimmer Kirsty Coventry for her years of service to the country.
Feel free to add any other crazy ideas you may have:
Kirsty Coventry must be included as a card in Crazy 8 when played forces you to go back 200m #stuffWeShouldDoforKirsty
you must be able to parallel park, hill start do drums and swim backstroke to get a Zimbabwe drivers license #stuffWeShouldDoforKirsty
#stuffWeShouldDoforKirsty the classic Zim tune Solo na Mutsai must immediately be rewritten to Solo na Kirsty Coventry
#stuffWeShouldDoforKirsty speedo swimming costumes must be incorporated into our national dress and backstroke is now our traditional dance
#stuffWeShouldDoforKirsty we must make a mix tape featuring every zim artist “Stunner ndati mix tape not SEX TAPE!!”