Zimbabwean religious leader Uebert Angel Mudzanire has told one of the local media outlets that he owns a Lamborghini, which costs about a million dollars to land in the country. The car costs $400,000 and if imported would attract 100% duty. If you add other sundries, transport etc, then it will be about a million. He
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About Uebert Angel And His Million-Dollar Lamborghini
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on February 7th, 2013
Zimbabwe ‘O’ Level Results: Pass Rate Down
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on February 5th, 2013
Zimbabwe’s O Level results were released yesterday and revealed a drop in the pass rate. Just to get you through the ZIMSEC stats: 268 854 people registered for exams, compared to 241 512 in 2011 172 698 registered for five subjects or more 31 767 or 18.4% passed with five subjects or more, down 1.1 points
Woman Sues Small House For Adultery
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on January 26th, 2013
A Bulawayo woman is demanding $10,000 from her husband’s small house for adultery. The woman, Samukeliso Nare from Mpopoma approached the Mpopoma Civil Court to file the papers. Samukeliso accuses Rinah Chitanga, a bursar from Mpopoma High School of snatching her husband, Edwin. So it turns out that Edwin has moved in with Chitanga and
David Attenborough’s Comments On Victims Of Famine In Ethiopia Unfortunate
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on January 24th, 2013
Sir David Attenborough is a man who generally gets a lot more attention than most especially when it comes to saying the gloomy things about the environment. In an interview with Radio Times called for population control to avoid impending disaster. He referred to human beings as a plague on the earth. He added: We
Chitungwiza Blast Rumour Mill Goes Into Overdrive As Police Make Arrests
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on January 24th, 2013
The rumour mill around the Chitungwiza blast has gone into overdrive with all types of theories entering the conversation The most prevailing one is linked to juju: Speakmore Mandere, the traditional healer was hired to destroy a chikwambo/goblin. Somewhere along the line the chikwambo fought back. According to traditional healers, when a goblin dies, it takes others
Poverty Drives Young Rural Girls Into Trading Sex For Food
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on January 20th, 2013
Sometimes when you sit in the partially lit-up urbs you forget that life is real out there. A report in this week’s edition of The Standard out of Murambinda says that young girls are having to trade their chastity for money to pay for food and other expenses including school fees. Yes, that is the Zimbabwe
What If Tino Katsande Was To Go Back To The Ex Who Beat Her Up?
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on January 18th, 2013
So we were having a bit of think about it the other day and how life can be so frivolous. We wondered what would happen if radio personality Tino Katsande were to get back with Brian Munjodzi, the man who beat her up last year? When we posed this question to a cross-section of people
A History of Zimbabwe; Someone’s Tribute To Rhodesia
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on January 15th, 2013
This article is a revisionist history of Zimbabwe through the eyes of a ‘Rhodesian’ called a ‘tribute to Rhodesia and Rhodesians, and truth’. We first found it on a Facebook page called Salisbury, Rhodesia on Facebook. It caused a lot of controversy on the page. We have reproduced it here unredacted. Tell us what you think.
Of Makandiwa’s 2013 Predictions
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on January 4th, 2013
So Zimbabwean religious leader Emmanuel Makandiwa released his predictions for 2013 after Nigeria’s TB Joshua produced his. The highlights of what he said are: A soccer coach will be killed at a match. His body will be flown back and investigations will show he was shot by one of his players… creepy this Gifted young pastors
TB Joshua Prophecies For 2013
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on January 2nd, 2013
Nigerian religious leader TB Joshua has made what he calls 6 of the many predictions he has for the year 2013. After claiming a few big ones last season Joshua has more to say for his followers. The way we received them in our email was a bit long and winding but this is the
And Our Story Of The Year Is…
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on December 31st, 2012
In a year in which a lot and nothing actually happened it was always going to be difficult to pick out standout story of the year. Think of the crazy things that have happened this calendar year. The Prime Minister got married then unmarried and then married again thanks to that girl called Locardia. There
Roadblocks Manned By Less Than 3 Officers Illegal – Cops
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on December 30th, 2012
The Zimbabwe Republic Police says that roadblocks that are manned by less than 3 cops should be ignored and treated as illegal. The national Deputy Officer Commanding Traffic, Assistant Commissioner Kenny Mthombeni accused corrupt cops of setting up illegal roadblocks. He told members of the public to ignore illegal roadblocks and report said people to
Of Zuma And Those Comments About Dogs
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on December 28th, 2012
So South Africa president Jacob Zuma is in the news again for something he has said, this time because he said keeping pet dogs is part of ’white culture’. On the face of it, it seems as if something that the liberals should be angry about it. In a world where every statement is sensationalised
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4 Comments »Man Says Wife Beats Him Up For Not Getting Her Pregnant
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on December 25th, 2012
A Harare man is seeking a protection order against his wife who he claims beats him up for not getting her pregnant. Nyasha Zvoushe made application at the Harare Civil Court against his estranged wife Diana Manjeyese. He was quoted as telling the courts: This woman beats me up and shouts at me, telling me
Posted in Featured, Idiotic Tags: domestic violence, Gender Based Violence, woman beans husband No Comments »There Are 93 Men For Every 100 Women in Zimbabwe
Posted by Three Men On a Boat on December 18th, 2012
The preliminary results for the recent census in Zimbabwe have made their way out and there are some interesting statistics. First of all we are almost reaching 13 million (12 973 808 actually) and that is split as 6 234 931 males and 6 738 877 females or about 93 males for every 100 females. In
