A 48 year-old South African man claims that he is Jesus Christ. Phetole Selepe, from Dan Village outside Tzaneen in Limpopo claims the ancestors sent him to save the world. He has been living illegally on the banks of Letaba River since 2004 and the municipality has tried in vain to get rid of him.
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So there has been a huge fallout over the latest Coca Cola promotion which they have called Crazy For Good. The reason is that the promotion is centred around the red Coca-Cola brand and has open-palm symbols as part of its branding. Now for those who do not know, red is the colour of Morgan Tsvangirai’s
So now charismatic Zimbabwean religious leader Uebert Angel has released a video showing him ‘delivering’ a woman from alcohol abuse. The video was put up on 11 May and ah well, this could easily have been an episode of some farcical 1990s series featuring Martin Lawrence ‘s alter-egos. She was addicted to Smirnoff Spin and
A member of the Zimbabwe republic police has been releaved of is duties after he was filmed dancing to sungura with an AK47 in hand. No information is available about when this video was filmed but apparently his bosses didn’t find it amusing. A bit of an idiot if you ask us. While people are
There is a video that was posted on Youtube a few days ago which was titled Coca Cola Zimbabwe Ad. The disclaimer from the get-go was that this was not an official Coca Cola ad. What was meant to be portrayed was that Coca Cola brought people together. The narrative is that some woman who
A fan evaded security, ran 100 metres and attempted to assault the referee with a vuvuzela. This was during a mtach between league leaders Kaizer Chiefs and Golden Arrows in the South African Premier Soccer League on Saturday at the Moses Mabhida Stadium. The referee Lwandile Mfiki dodged the full blow before the man was
Oscar Pistorious has had his bail conditions relaxed by a South African judge. He will have his passport handed back to him – well his lawyer – which means that he will e able to leave the country to compete as long as he provides the state with his itinerary a week before he travels.
A British man refused to take a failed relationship he had with a Zimbabwean woman lightly and decided to sue the woman. Neale Hogg demanded all the money he used while romancing, Martha Muzhange, nurse from Zimbabwe over an 18 month period. The bill which came to £3,250 covered hotel stays, meals, clothes and an engagement ring. So
A woman from Zengeza 3, Chitungwiza sought help from a ‘prophet’ after she claimed a snake that had come all the way from Mhondoro, appeared at her doorstep and demanded money. Yes, we are talking about a snake, that… well, err talks. It gets more ridiculous. The ‘prophet’ then took the snake to the police
The whole miracle thing has gotten completely out of hand. A pastor in Harare has prayed for a four months pregnant woman and the pregnancy disappeared. Not to be outdone by miracle loss weight, miracle money, miracle babies and the whole schbang, Kingdom Embassy founder Passion Java did this last Saturday at the corner of Leopold
UK Labour Party MP Kate Hoey has put together a motion to condemn the downing of a Rhodesian plane by liberation fighters in 1979. In it she says: That this House notes that 12 February 2013 will mark the 34th anniversary of the shooting down of Air Rhodesia Viscount Flight RH827 (the Umniati) by members
Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe Governor Dr Gideon Gono met with religious leaders Emmanuel Makandiwa and Uebert Angel to discuss ‘miracle money’. In a press conference held after the meeting, on Tuesday, Gono said that he’d learnt a bit about the spirit world and how it functioned while the two ‘prophets’ were schooled on earthly laws.
If you ever had a reason to run away from a girl who you just met then this is it. A Russian girl has tattooed the name of her boyfriend on her face 24 hours after they met. TWENTY FOUR HOURS. Lesya Toumaniantz from Saransk, Russia, allowed Rouslan Toumaniantz to sign ‘Ruslan’ over her face in giant
A Zimbabwean woman is living in fear after a man whose advances she turned down on Facebook has threatened to kill her. South Africa-based Priviledge Privie Dzomba had posted her number on the net because she wanted to get a copy of the disgusting video in which a woman has sex while her child is watching.
So there was that story about that woman who made the headlines in recent days after a video clip showed a Zimbabwean woman having sex with her boyfriend while her 3 year-old child watched. We chose to keep quiet on this matter while it was happening. Yesterday we were angry and the day before even