Female Rapist’s Could Win Court Case

Posted by Three Men on a Boat on January 28th, 2012

The female rapists who made headlines in Zimbabwe a few months ago seem to smiling more these days because they may actually win the case against them.

It appears that the women could walk away scot free due to the sloppiness of the Zimbabwean judiciary. The state still has no docket, a good four months since the case was brought to court.

The women are accused of forcing 17 men to have sex with them.  It is alleged the women would then collect the semen for uses which no one knows to this day.

Their arrest came when the police found 31 used condoms at an accident scene in which the accused were involved.

It now appears that the state seems to be dithering in trying to prove its case against the three accused women.

We are positive that something fishy was happening and that the women where up to no good, but our take on this whole debacle is that if these women are guilty let the state proves it, if not, then let them continue living their happy lives.

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Is Sniper’s Winky D Moment At Mavado Show The Start Of Beef?

Posted by Three Men On a Boat on January 28th, 2012

Sniper Storm hauled Wink D off the stage in front of fans after accusing the Bigiman of staying on stage for too long, at Mavado’s show at HICC in Harare.

This may have been true and we think Sniper’s actions had the blessing of the promoters cause why else who he do that? Sure, he will be the fall guy here but what will it mean for Winky D’s increasingly strained relationship with other artists? Also add the fact that our sources say the fight went all out behind stage as the two exchanged blows.

The way we see it, we see it escalating to diss tracks – a welcome addition to the industry – which many believe will be won by the very popular Ninja President. For Sniper on the other hand, just the act alone, tonight, people are talking about him.

As it stands, in the words of Charles Mabika, ‘let’s wait and find out’.

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Man Gets 30 Years For Rape

Posted by Three Men on a Boat on January 27th, 2012

What some men do when they are overcome by the need for sex is mind boggling.

Take the case of 38 year old Target Mhene of Bulawayo. The man seems to have serious problems with his reproductive system and has no control over it what so ever.

But his sexual urges have now earned him a good 30 year of his life behind bars for raping his tenant’s 16-year-old sister.

We think 30 years is not good enough a sentence especially if there is a chance he infected his victim with the virus which causes Aids. If we were to sentence him we would choose either castration at the end of his 30 year sentence, death by stoning or a combination of both.

There should be zero tolerance of any violence against women in Zimbabwe and this message should be loud and clear.

We wonder whether Target Mhene’s thinks his quest for wanting to be on target was really worth it, we may not know for sure but at least he has a good 30 years to find an answer to that question.

 

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Twitter To Introduce Country-Specific Censorship

Posted by Three Men On a Boat on January 27th, 2012

Twitter has announced that it is now introducing country-specific censorship in order to gain access to “countries that have different ideas about the contours of freedom of expression”.

Critics say that this has wider implications on freedom of speech. It, however, says that it is doing it the same way Google does it, informing a user when content has been withheld.

One of the reasons it is censoring, some believe, is that if tweets that offend certain territories, their staff may be arrested.

You can read their blog in full here

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Big Brother Africa Attempts To Spice Things

Posted by Three Men on a Boat on January 27th, 2012

For those wishing to enter season seven of Big Brother Africa, you may be interested to know that one of the requirements is for the person to enter Big Brother Africa with a partner.

The rules say the other person can be a best friend, boyfriend, girlfriend, mom, dad, brother, sister, boss, husband, wife, neighbour, or Jack or Jill, you met on the way to the auditions.

Now we think there is only one possible logical reason for this. It is obvious they are trying to keep viewers glued to the show by spicing things up a little bit.

It is most likely very few father’s will come to the show, so scratch them out, in fact scratch most people without the potential of creating interesting viewing . The organisers might let one or two slip in just to give the impression that the show is giving everyone a fair chance as the rules claim.

We think that any version of a reality show in Africa will not be as crude  as those seen in other parts of the world, just last week we reported of an alleged rape on Big Brother Brazil . Such nonsense would probably never happen in Africa. Africans still have a bit of decency left.

As you know the status quo with most reality shows is that the more raunchy and obscene…the better. So its clear organizers want to see more sex on television because sex does sell.

Seeing that most contestants in the past seemed to be shy of doing the nasty with other housemates, (save for a select few… do you remember one rather over-sexed character named Mwisho ?) then asking housemates to bring their own partners makes sense dosent it.

All we can say is, be ready for more soft porn.

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Miss Zimbabwe 2012 Contestants Set New Low For Pageant

Posted by Three Men On a Boat on January 26th, 2012

So Zimbojam published pictures of the Miss Zimbabwe 2012 contestants and well, bar one or two – and we are being excessively generous here – an overwhelming percentage of those girls should not be found anywhere near a beauty pageant.

Now we are not ones to call any girl ugly but to be perfectly honest, to even begin to try to con people into thinking that is the best we have is a cruel joke.

Given that we are not fans of the beauty pageant thingamajig because we think it is boring. No, we have no noble reason other than the fact that it is plain boring. No cerebral business going on. It sucks.

So having said that you would think that we would not be bothered. We don’t like beauty pageants but we love models. I mean we are no angels. We like models because they make a special effort to look good and they get taught how to look good meaning that they are being modeled into the perfect woman you want fantasise about but not sure you would marry because she looks like she will melt if she stands anywhere near a stove.

The only reasons we would have such a  horrible field is because someone got laid or someone got laid. Or if we are to really reach out and clutch at straws in an ocean, there was noone else. Maybe we should have a commission to look into that. Then another commission to look at those findings. And then finally an inquest and then a commission of inquiring looking into the inquest.

I think we have really set the rock-bottom here. I mean from this bunch we are supposed to find the successor to Angeline Musasiwa and Dionne Best and the works. Those girls used to give boys wet dreams and may have been responsible for an increase in the sale of lotion and tissues. As for this selection of girls, no amount of make-up or camera angels could make them atttractive.

Some of the ones we have this year are bit scary or simply not photogenic. Some look  like a girl akagara paruvare akadhinhiwa hake kuruzevha.

And when someone goes to that page and they are from some nondescript country where everyone lives under a rock, they will believe that these are the most beautiful women in the country.

Now waiting for the libbers to throw rocks at us.

You can view the field from Zimbojam by clicking here

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Free Cancer Tests At Bulawayo Hospital

Posted by Three Men On a Boat on January 26th, 2012

UNITED Bulawayo Hospitals (UBH) has included the testing of cancer as part of their health programme, which has been operating annually under the Ministry of Health and Child Welfare.

Before, the health programme tested pregnant women for HIV to prevent mother-to-child transmission, checked blood pressure and counselled pregnant women.

The move is welcome with very little attention being given to non-communicable diseases in developing countries. Cancer globally kills more people than HIV/AIDS, TB and Malaria put together. With an increase in cases in Africa cancer is no longer a western disease of the affluent.

This article in the Guardian published last year gives some grim details on the effect that cancer is having on Africa, chief among them being cost issues.

Early testing is known to help treat cancer or at least afford a certain level of comfort. Zimbabwe is part of Africa so the fact that UBH has removed the cost component to testing means that more people who would have been scared off by this factor are able to gain access to these services.

Sources: The Guardian, Byo 24

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Civil Servants Demand Three-Quarters Of The National Budget

Posted by Three Men On a Boat on January 26th, 2012

Civil Servants’s salary demands will push the Zimbabwe government’s wage bill to $3 billion it has emerged. This information came to light after they rejected a $52 increase for the lowest paid civil servant in a package offered by their employer, the government.

They want $534 for the lowest-paid civil servant and cumulatively the $3billion will be just $1billion short of the revenue expected to be collected this year by treasury. Also, $600 million of that is uncertain given that it is expected to be generated from diamond sales, which themselves are dogged with all sorts of problems.

As it stands, like we have always said, civil servants desperately need an increase but until the figures are better this cannot be satisfactorily done.

There are 236,000 civil servants.

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Jusa Dementor Takes On The Kimberly Process (Video Inside)

Posted by Three Men On a Boat on January 26th, 2012

ABRA’s super-producer and performer Jusa Dementor has released a track that takes the Kimberly Process head on aptly titled Kimberly.

The track is directed at Kimberly saying that it must not be hoodwinked by Western powers such as the USA – there is a clever use of words when he sings the chorus and USA keeps popping up even though it is used as a shona word – into denying Zimbabwe its right to trade in diamonds.

It is line with where the ABRA Tribe is going in fighting for the economic empowerment of young people through its RIZE unit launched last year.

You can watch the video below

If you can’t view it on this side you can watch it on Youtube by clicking here.

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Officers Sleeping While Gen Mujuru’s House Was Burning

Posted by Three Men on a Boat on January 26th, 2012

Reports coming from the inquest on the death of general Mujuru claim that the police officers who were on duty were taking a nap when the deadly fire that killed the general broke out.

Sleeping on the job for a police officer is one of those no-no’s that a person is not supposed to do, just like a priest sleeping with a married woman, or a politician rigging votes ( scratch the last point on politicians, I forgot vote rigging was now standard practise)

Anyway the point is that the police are meant to protect the community, our nights in shining amour rushing to the rescue when the need arises, but when we hear reports like this, we tend to wonder what the hell is happening.

Countless movies and television series all over the world have been made on the great work that the police do, in fact I stopped counting the TV shows I know at around 217. That means that the police are an important facet of our society.

However it looks like something has seriously gone wrong with our police force. There used to be a sense of pride that came with being a member of the police, but that, for some inexplicable reason seems to have dissipated into oblivion.

As for the officers snoozing on the job it is hard to tell who is worse, them or the fire bridge.It is one of those hard choices to make because it’s really difficult to choose between police officers who sleep on the job or firemen who have a habit of going to put out fires… without any water in their fire-trucks.

 

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